Shaggy-Haired Pot Smoking Liberals and Other Amazing Things

I have to admit, David's previous post below hits the nail on the head. It's been well known amongst those in the environmental movement that the shaggy-haired pot-smoking liberals were a big problem. They smell bad. You can't take them anywhere without them whining about something. You can't bitch-slap them, at least not publicly. These people are a publicity nightmare! We in the environmental movement knew something had to be done, and something we did!

We made them all wash their hair and get it cut. They all now look like Al Gore. That's looking quite respectable!

And now that we all look (and smell) respectable again, we can, once more, present our respectable argument that the Earth's respectable climate is indeed getting warmer. And we won't go underground, which, by the way, is quite un-respectable. And we don't necessarily smoke pot, which is respectable or un-respectable depending on your own respective point of view.

But before we continue, I must ask my respectable colleague one important question: are we debating whether the Earth's climate is warming or not, whether man-made causes are contributing to the climate warming if it indeed is warming, or both? Let me know the ground upon which we'll battle!

And speaking of respectable, why don't I get to choose my own self-deriding nickname? Rob the Selfrighteous? David the Truthful? Give me a break!

As for ecoAmerica, I'll let them make their own arguments; I'll present my own respectable viewpoints in this very respectable blog instead, openly, for all to read.